Congratulations.
Somehow, against the odds, through chance or by fate (for really, what else can there be?), you have stumbled upon or located through diligence this website. I congratulate you. I congratulate you on your greatness, in which I am an ardent advocate. You must be great, because you have found the greatest place on Earth. The message board for my greatness.
“Great.” The word thrown around without the reverence it deserves. To be great–not ordinary, not above average, not even good–but GREAT! That is a pleasure to be treasured! A diamond to be sought and a jewel not to be squandered. For in our modern day, it is a thing of great rareness to be great.
I do not say so without a sense of occasion. Welcome to the inauguration of the saving of my wonder. Welcome. And behold.
